Friday, May 4, 2012

Vanity

I have decided that if you have a vanity plate on your car, I don't like you. I was behind PRECIUS today and the desire to hit her came upon me so quick I thought I was having early-onset hot flashes. First off, the way you've spelled the word indicates that it would be pronounced press-ee-us, which sounds like the bastard cousin of the Prius. Secondly, if you feel the need to inform all of Atlanta that you think you are precious, you probably aren't. 

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