People act like I've done something shocking or revolutionary. They look aghast or confused. When Sam tells people it's even more hilarious. They act as if I've been maimed or killed.
"Seriously, what happened????"
"Is everything ok?"
"Is it permanent, she'll come back, right?"
"How am I suppose to contact her?"
I had a life before Facebook and I have one since. I'm just not constantly abreast of everyone's life, which suits me just fine. No one should be so up someone else's ass that you know when they last took a shit. Unless you're a parent, then that shit's important. Life without Facebook has been better for me. I'm happier, the grass is greener, and the birds have started to sing to me in a Snow White-like fashion.
The one thing I miss about Facebook is that I won't have that reminder of people's birthdays...fortunately, I kinda remember the time frames of most friend's birthdays so I can call them approximately on their birthday. But if I forget yours, I am so sorry and I sincerely hope that you have a great one.
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